I’ve never met Chris Pratt but I trust him

#the guy knows not to use an elastic band in your hair cause it will damage it #how can you not trust him???

1 day ago with 117417 notes — via havingablastblowingshitup, © as-seenon-tv

favorite video game series ( 3/ ?? )
 kingdom hearts

a scattered dream that's like a far off memory
a far off memory that's like a scattered dream
i wanna line the pieces up
yours… and mine
2 days ago with 1596 notes — via avengette, ©

They had to really dumb down my martial art skills. Because I’m a 10th degree black belt in every martial art. I did Kung Fu when I was, I think, in like third grade. So I was pretty much qulified to kick ass in space.

4 days ago with 8151 notes — via gavinovavino, © iamnevertheone
#my sun and stars



"what’s the worst that could happen? I’ll be TOO cool?" I say as I strap the rocket blasters to my heelys

5 days ago with 63094 notes — via havingablastblowingshitup, © walmarts
#I'm on mobile and I read this in Starlord/Chris Pratt's voice before the gif loaded

"When the movie releases, are you prepared to be a hero to thousands of kids? What would that mean to you?" [x]

6 days ago with 14049 notes — via elsabeyondarendelle, © zangela

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:



  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 
1 week ago with 591239 notes — via ghostofanidiot

2 weeks ago with 138204 notes — via avengette, © tibets


Muppet Babies

2 weeks ago with 3639 notes — via madamebartholdi, © a-saudosista
#favorite show #but seriously I thought I hallucinated this show for ten years straight because nobody remembered it but me


chris evans + left boob + text posts aka i’m so sorry

2 weeks ago with 61714 notes — via harryll0yds, © winterthirst


I’m so glad this man is guarding our galaxy

2 weeks ago with 415312 notes — via xanseviera, © subconsciously-conscious